Sounding Crazy, to Dumb people... 🤔 Makes you Become Smart! 😇✌ #athingaday

Sounding Crazy,
to Dumb people... 🤔
Makes you Become Smart! 😇✌
#athingaday

A Story on the Mantle from DISMANTLE for all the Apple Fans!!

A Story on the Mantle from DISMANTLE for all the Apple Fans!!
Thanks for bringing this to Light Ravi Gururaj cheers Harish Agarwal

Post by Ravi Gururaj.

March 7, 2015 at 7:42 pm

Hell as in India!!! WHAT the Hell?!

Hell as in India!!! 

A Man Dies and goes to Hell. There he finds that there is a different Hell for each Country. 

He goes to the German Hell and asks, "What Do they do here?" 

He is told, "First they put you in an Electric Chair for an Hour. Then they Lay you on a Bed of Nails for another Hour. Then The German Devil comes in and Beats you for therest of the day." 

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. 

He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. 

He discovers that they are all More or Less the same as the German Hell. 

Then he comes to the Indian Hell and finds that there is a long line of People waiting toget in. 

Amazed, he asks, "What do they Do here?" 

He is told, "First they put you in an Electric Chair for an Hour. Then they Lay you on a Bed of Nails for another Hour. 

Then the Indian Devil comes in and Beats you for the rest of the Day." 

"But that is exactly the same as all the other Hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that :

• The Electric Chair does not work, 

• Someone has stolen all the Nails from the Bed 

• and the Devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the Register and then goes to the Canteen!!!"

What the Hell!!!

Live Like it's Heaven on Earth. 

Dance Like nobody's Watching and

Sing Like nobody's Listening; 

Work Like You Don't Need Money And 

Love Like You've Never Been Hurt!!!

Aries~ 

Taurus~

Gemini~

Cancer~

Leo~

Virgo~

Libra~

Scorpio~

Sagittarius~ 

Capricorn~

Aquarius~

Pisces~

In Heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

He asks angel: "What are these for?"

Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has a Lie Clock! Whenever u Lie on Earth, clock Hand moves."

The man points towards a Still clock and asks: Whose Clock is this?

Angel says: its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told a single Lie.

The man asks: Where is Indian Politician's clock?

Angel answers: That's in our Office... we use it as TABLE FAN!!

Stardust by Michael Shainblum Photography

It is better to Conquer yourself than to Win a Thousand Battles.

Then the Victory is yours. It cannot be Taken from you, not by Angels or by Demons, Heaven or Hell. Buddha~

Pics Copyright and Courtesy of DAMON HELLANDBRAND © 

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Some Days, Turn out to be a tad bit Better than the Others!! 
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Post by Alok Rodinhood Kejriwal.